Sunday, April 30, 2006

A pleasure to eat you

Hey Discoverboating.com!
That commercial you keep showing on CNN… the one where all these happy boaters wave to each other and smile as they glide effortlessly past?  What kind of malarkey is that?  Heck, once, I was crowded out of the channel onto a sand bar by a Sheriff’s boat!  The only friendly boater is one that’s anchored in a cove passed out drunk.  The rest of them act like the fish they’re trying to catch… greedy, insecure, and mean.  You’d be better off showing 30 seconds of fish feeding if you want to really show people what boating’s like.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home